i’m actually a moon priestess and oracle of the gods like all those bronze age girls but the industry is fucked nowadays. it’s all conglomerates and independent contractors - zero labor protections! most of the pilgrims and worshippers find me through aggregator websites that take like 40% of my fee in commission. my temple just got bought out by this private equity fund and they’re saying they want my prophecies to be “powered by AI”. what the fuck does that mean? and they found a new supplier for the entheogenic root, which is fine by me because the old one was way too lax with their QA and i was drinking cloudy tea and getting visions of doom basically every other week. but i told them, if you stop the celebrants from drinking my piss out of the sacred ceremonial vessel i am outta here!
this is why everybody is getting out of the moon shaman and sacred sexual priestess game and becoming vestal virgins btw. the temple funding those girls get is insane, not to mention the state benefits.
oh sure, let me just do a quick career pivot so i can spend the rest of my life tending a dumb ass fireplace and never having sex ever again. and no pee stuff! selling out is easy i’m in this for the love of the game!
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